Neither Eloquent nor Fanciful

shakespeareishq:

LOOK AT THAT MIDDLE ONE

LOOK HARD

THAT TONGUE IS SITTING ON LIKE

ORIGAMI AND SHIT YOU PULLED FROM THE FOREST HANNIBAL

AND APPARENTLY CARAMEL CUBES IDK

BUT AT LEAST YOU CAN EAT CARAMEL CUBES

YOU KNOW WHAT IS HARDER TO EAT PAPER PAPER IS HARDER TO EAT IN FACT I DO NOT RECOMMEND IT

AND IF WE CAN’T EAT IT WHERE DOES IT GO?

REMIND ME HANNIBAL

NOT. ON. THE. PLATE.

(Source: the-platonic-blow)

pizza:

a beautiful love story

(Source: pizza, via sold-my-soul-for-the-d)

goldenclitoris:

theres a difference between being “sassy” and being a huge douche canoe and i dont think some of you know that difference

(via sold-my-soul-for-the-d)

birdbrainblue:

mixedbyziggy:

I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary

That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance

You rude piece of shit

#go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen

(via sold-my-soul-for-the-d)

frostymaggie:

And all she had was that look on her face.

Bonus: Fergus’ reaction

(via homefornerds)

raelynnmarie:

#I CAN’T BREATHE  #OMG  

(Source: accio--loki, via artemisroseshadow)

the-unwritten-w0rds:

Ron and Kim. 

They were so cute because they were best friends since this and slowly fell in love.

(via homefornerds)

zuand0:

Mythbusters in a nutshell

(via artemisroseshadow)

(Source: thestanakatic, via homefornerds)

guys

i think i have yaoi hands